The 2025 drama If I Had Legs, I’d Kick You is a sharp, darkly funny portrait of a woman pushed to the edge of modern life. The film follows Linda, a stressed-out therapist and single mother whose carefully balanced routine begins to unravel when a series of small disasters pile up—an unexpected hole in her apartment ceiling, a sick child, and the relentless demands of work and relationships. As her days spiral into chaos, Linda struggles to keep control while confronting the absurdities and pressures of adulthood in a world that rarely slows down.

Blending biting humor with emotional intensity, the film explores burnout, motherhood, and the fragile line between responsibility and collapse. If I Had Legs, I’d Kick You offers a raw and relatable look at what happens when the pressure of everyday life becomes impossible to ignore.

Time: 4:00-6:00 pm EST

Free!