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Storytime and Launch “Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom!”

Published: August 29, 2025; Author: Julia Sonrisa

 September 6, 2025    10:30 AM-11:30 AM EDT

Address: 743 Church Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11218, United States

Phone: +1 347-240-3816

Web: https://www.loftypigeonbooks.com/

Storytime and Launch “Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom!”

Join us for the special Saturday storytime launch of Lauren Glattly’s Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom!, a hilarious tale about a well-intentioned badger whose wild instincts just can’t be suppressed!

Author Lauren Glattly will read Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom!, followed by a signing. Light refreshments will be served.

Preorder your copy of Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom! here!

Can’t make it to the event? Preorder at the link above to receive a signed copy for store pickup or shipping. Indicate any personalization requests in the “instructions and comments” field during checkout.

About the book

Proper Badger would never go to school . . . or would he?

Proper Badger is going to school. It’s possible he got on the wrong bus, but he’s always wanted to go to school, and after all, he looks exactly like all of the other well-behaved, well-mannered students. He can’t wait to get tons of gold stars. He has heard gold stars are crunchy and delicious. He will be on his very best badger behavior. Take a bite out of the macaroni art? Release the classroom butterflies? Have the class pet for lunch? He would NEVER!

Praise for Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom!

“This riotous tale, told in a tongue-in-cheek voice, will have kids chuckling and eagerly discussing whether they’d want to attend a party with Proper Badger. . . . A giggle inducer and a fun read at an upcoming birthday party.” —Kirkus

“A readaloud pleasure.” — Publishers Weekly

“A story perfect for lap time.” — BCCB

About the author

Lauren Glattly is the author of the Proper Badger Would Never! books. Once a proper student herself, Lauren peaked in preschool, where she excelled in reading, wearing overalls, and disappearing into beanbag chairs. Lauren now lives in New York with her husband and son.

Time: 10:30 am EDT

Free!

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